Oladipo Ademola Esq

I once saw a cartoon that sent me on a rollercoaster of thought. it contains a couple of skeletons seated at a table with the caption: ladies waiting for the perfect man.

I asked myself a couple of questions including:

• why is it always ladies looking for the perfect man and not the other way round?
• are ladies truly looking for the perfect man?
• is there a perfect man?
• how would you know a perfect man?
• aren’t men also looking for the perfect woman?
• is there a perfect woman?
• how would you know a perfect woman?

No, I did not find answers. And, no, I do not have the answers. But wait, what I know, I’ll tell you.

There is no such thing as a perfect man/woman simply because whenever you describe your partner(s), and you are asked what do you like best/worst about him/her, you always have answers. if you like something best, is it not logical to logical to assume that you like something else less than the best? If the person has something you hate…

There is no perfect man/woman. A lesson i learnt a long time ago is “you find someone who is almost all you desire and make that person perfect for you! It all boils down to tolerance. What can you tolerate? What cant you tolerate?

——————————-

On/Off Topic Humour

One day The Lord came to Adam, and said, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news".
Adam said, "Well, give me the good news first."
The Lord explained, "I’ve got two new organs for you.  One is called a brain.  It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.  The other organ I have for you is called a penis.  It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet.  Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are indeed great gifts you have given to me.  What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

A man was walking along the beach in California and found a bottle.  He looked around and didn’t see anyone so he opened it.  A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.
The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I’m afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill.  So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don’t think I can do that.  Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean.  Think of all the concrete or asphalt that would be needed.  No, that is just too much to ask."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one other thing that I have always wanted.  I would like to be able to understand women.  What makes them laugh, what makes them cry, why they are so temperamental, and why are they so difficult to get along with – in other words, what makes them tick?"
The genie considered the request for a few minutes and said, "So, will two lanes be sufficient, or would you like four?"

When God made man, he made him out of string.
At the end, he had some left over, so he made a little thing.
When God made woman, he made her out of lace.
He found he did not have enough, so he left a little space.

‘Impromptu online tutoring session’ causes pilots to miss airport by 150 miles. Oh baby, teach me. Teach me hard. Here are the 10 things they were really doing with those laptops.

Northwest Pilots Shot Down by Laptops of Love

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don’t know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.
The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn’t work out?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever?" St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven." "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What’s wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple. "Geez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’s going to take for me to find a lawyer?"

The first time I learnt Qbasic, I was so excited that when I got home, I wrote “INPUT ‘PRESS THE BELL’” at our doorbell. And at the buzzer, I wrote “OUTPUT: RIING! RING!!”.

My dad got home and changed my input to “PLEASE PRESS THE BELL”. That was my first lesson in User Interaction Engineering

I am daily bombarded with adverts for Daarsat HD service primarily because the only watchable station on my television is AIT. I am not bothered about other stations because I am not so much in television. I’ll rather spend my day starring at a computer monitor.

After the continuous stream of visual harassment I got from AIT, I decided to research their Daarsat service to see if it is even worth it. Approx cost of decoder is NGN40,000. Monthly subscription: NGN5,500. Number of channels: 51.

Now wait a minute, what channels are they offering. I’ll give you the list in “HD”. Their site doesn’t have much information except for the downloadable “brochure”.

I took a look at the channels listed and I just cant find enough channels to justify the investment. MBI? Gateway TV? Gamzaki?

The only stations I wouldn’t mind include Fox Entertainment, BBC World, Fox News, Africa Business Channel, CNBC Africa.

Can you imagine the “horror” of watching Primetime Africa for 24 hours non stop? Excuse me, while I go get a rag to mop up the puke from the floor.

Image via Wikipedia

This post might offend some people, if you dont like strong language, please check out other posts.

I was high one day and was listening to “Boyz II Men” track, “I’ll Make Love to You”. I love the chorus.

I’ll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I’ll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
I’ll make love to you
When you want me to
And I will not let go
Till you tell me to

Still high, I thought, what would it be like if Obesere remixed this song? It would probably go like this…

Emi a do e pa
Bi iwo se fe
Emi a di e mu
Baby, fun gbogbo ale
Emi a do e pa
Bi iwo se fe
Emi ko si ni fi e le
Tigba ti iwo ba so

Yoruba reading folks should understand, if you not, ask someone.

People, please, do not ask me for how to get into the Gulder Ultimate Search program. I am not their staff nor do I do any work for them. I only made a post about the poor quality of the program.

Morachi, you’ve tried, you’ve registered your domain name for your business. And you went and dumped an uncustomized free flash template on the site. Dont.

Work on it now. No excuses.

http://www.moinc-records.com

it is 2:41am, October 16. I am wide awake and AIT is showing the US presidential debate. So I started browsing again. Found this. Nice.

Going through my blogrush links, I came across a post and a video.

Sarah Palin remixed.

I have no opinion in the US presidential elections, but this video is hilarious.