Oladipo Ademola Esq

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

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I was high one day and was listening to “Boyz II Men” track, “I’ll Make Love to You”. I love the chorus.

I’ll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I’ll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
I’ll make love to you
When you want me to
And I will not let go
Till you tell me to

Still high, I thought, what would it be like if Obesere remixed this song? It would probably go like this…

Emi a do e pa
Bi iwo se fe
Emi a di e mu
Baby, fun gbogbo ale
Emi a do e pa
Bi iwo se fe
Emi ko si ni fi e le
Tigba ti iwo ba so

Yoruba reading folks should understand, if you not, ask someone.

Gulder Ultimate Search 5 has come and gone. Thank God.

As it is the custom with all Ultimate Searches, the second man to get to the location finds the treasure. Like clockwork, Michael emerged the fifth ultimate man.

Congratulations Mike.